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some good dialogue
lots of wince-inducing crap
end: we both said "meh"
ninety minute ride
stuck inside a paint mixer
cost: eleven bucks
why movies aren't
shot handheld by amateurs:
it sucks to look at
unlikable cast
annoying dumb dialog
piece of shit movie
Continue reading Cloverfield Haiku Review.

hmm This could be cool...
Fucking Michael Bay. Crickets.
Strokes shirt steals the show
What the fuck is this
still, there is misogyny
it's that justin guy!

a movie so good
its worth survived worst film fate:
hollywood ending
held my interest
Meryl Streep was amazing
Hathaway boring

should have been titled
"revised bits of my last book
plus a few new things"
Continue reading Haiku Review: Man Without A Country by Kurt Vonnegut.

Quest alone and die
No fun for soloists here
Warcraft is better
