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some good dialogue
lots of wince-inducing crap
end: we both said "meh"

ninety minute ride
stuck inside a paint mixer
cost: eleven bucks

why movies aren't
shot handheld by amateurs:
it sucks to look at

unlikable cast
annoying dumb dialog
piece of shit movie

he is self-obsessed
not even likably so
a total snooze fest

hmm This could be cool...
Fucking Michael Bay. Crickets.
Strokes shirt steals the show

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/transformers.html

What the fuck is this
still, there is misogyny
it's that justin guy!

a movie so good
its worth survived worst film fate:
hollywood ending

held my interest
Meryl Streep was amazing
Hathaway boring

should have been titled
"revised bits of my last book
plus a few new things"

Quest alone and die
No fun for soloists here
Warcraft is better