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There are literally dozens of hilarious cereal mascots, most of which are invented animals who like to hug children, especially as the children are trying to eat.
The above bizarre Critters aside, I think the whole cereal mascot meme ("hmm... cereal" = "delicious singing invented animal wants to hug me") is one of those things we'll just never be able to explain to Martians.
12 centimeters of yum or of cute? Can it be both?
Ahhh, yes, we are again reminded that, sometimes, the best news is bad news (for the monkey).
As Henry "Big Pookie" James once said (I paraphrase): "Cats and monkeys, cats and monkeys... All you need to know of human life you can learn from cats and monkeys."
And poisoned plague squirrels, it turns out.
(Steve, this sounds like a board game we need to invent right now: Zombie Squirrels of Catan.)
Anyway, read the article, it's hilarious. And the monkey's name was Spanky!
Last night Dylan and I were jonzing for some cookies. My roommate, Tara, has these delicious Waffle Butter cookies that are so good they taste like the majesty of the crane and the dignity of the unicorn. But alas, I knew if we broke into them, we would promptly devour them all. So I cam up with a novel thought, let's make our own butter cookies! And that's just what we did. And you can do it too. You too can achieve instant gratification and instant mouth-to-stomach satisifaction in just a few simple steps. Here's how:
