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For those of you who haven't heard the grim/hilarious news, "we" = Georgians, specifically Atlantans, and "water" = "the life-nourishing substance we [humans] have spent the last two hundred years systematically polluting and using up."

It's all gone. We're fucked. (Well, I live in New York; my parents and two of my brothers are fucked.)

Lil Jon did of course gift us Crunk!!!, a delightful beverage indeed. And I take great pleasure in Itoen's Tea's Tea, which is just tea - really good tea. But somehow I think plentiful water will remain in the near future as essential to human life as it's been over the last, oh I dunno, hundred million years.

Georgia's genius plan to keep its millions of citoyens watery? Invade the fuck out of Tennessee.

I guess Paul and Patrick and Sam and I are gonna have to go down there and wrassle some Chattanoogans or something.

(Thanks to Paul for the article.)