BREAKING NEWS: DYLAN TOTALLY PUSSES OUT
It was reported at 8:53pm on March 27th that Dylan will not be attending the poker game on March 28th.
Sources close to Dylan claim that he is "totally pussing out" and "really just very scared about losing his vest."
The judges were not available for comment, but there is some risk that the judges will declare Dylan's absence a forfeiture and award Sam the best vest.
And Michelle.
I will not demand the vest as per the bet due to forfeiture, especially since-- as I am sure is clear to all viewers of the video-- I was somewhat intoxicated at the moment of the wager. HOWEVER, I will demand the more troubling and metaphysical "best vest" of Dylan's psyche. The clothing he dresses his pride in. That now belongs to me.
stephen, you ain't singing, you bringing drama.
fuck you and your mother fucking mama.
Whatever, we'll all laugh about this when I'm dead.
The best vest of my psyche is not on the table. I am only willing to bet my metaphysical pride vest if Sam is willing to bet his Spurs of the Soul.
As for my forfeiture, I simply requested a move of date as I have a engagement to have my magical boots of bravery fitted for Sam's soul spurs.
Thank you and goodbye.