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Turkey invaded northern Iraq some time last night to hunt down Kurdish rebels*, and this hilarious photo was one of three the BBC posted to help us irenic hipsters imagine the event.
What the fuck are they wearing? They look like they're part of the Stay-Puff Brigade, about to invade Gum Drop Mountain.
*Kurdish separatists = the Itchy to Turkish nationalists' Scratchy. Kurds, like ethnic Albanians in Serbia (until a couple days ago), Palestinians and the majority of the Armenian people, have been denied a state; Kurds live in Syria, Iraq, Turkey, and probably New York City. None of this explains the huge puffy backpacks in the photo.
The turks figured out how to make the stay puff marshmallow man, they just have to carry him in pieces. The are still working on an anti-kurd slimer ghost.