Why is Dane Cook famous?
I don't know, but I'm hoping that that's plenty will be the #1 search result for that question.
Seriously. The guy totally sucks. He's a horrible comedian. I have no idea why he's famous.
In other news: the food poisoning is slowly going away. I've just stopped wearing diapers, but solid food is still a bit of a trick.
Stay tuned!

YOU ARE A FAGGOT FUCK YOU DANE COOK IS GREAT