Cloverfield Haiku Review

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paint_shaker_small_blurred.jpgninety minute ride
stuck inside a paint mixer
cost: eleven bucks

why movies aren't
shot handheld by amateurs:
it sucks to look at

unlikable cast
annoying dumb dialog
piece of shit movie

seriously. don't even waste the bandwidth to pirate this movie. you'll wish you had done something else with the time. and the bandwidth.

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it looks like if timewarner has their way i won't even have the bandwidth. Fun retarded LA fact: I work one street over from Cloverfield St.

isn't Lost horrible anyway?

Stephen said:

I think the site is broken. I get 500 errors for just about everything.

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