I went to my friend's Festival of Lights party and had some potato pancakes. There was a small talk competition, where two people had 90 seconds and a topic, ranging from Darfur to
Pink Berry. I was given "Hanukkah" itself. I did not know my opponent. I played dirty. I had someone call me seconds within the conversation - "I have to take this" - and talked to them about traffic in Los Angeles. Then I got a call from my mother. Finally, I hung up and apologized, took out a napkin, and said "This has been bugging me all night" licked the napkin, and swabbed at an invisible bit of something or other on his face. His eyes were filled with utter defeat. This must be what it looks like when you look into your rape victim. uh.
in other news, TP main page was blank. Eek.
you should take me to one of your tight-pants party-games klastches. i have been looking for a place to show off my new party trick (involves a large rubber ball with a star on it).