My Bad Idea For a Super Power
I have the ability to turn urine into ammonia and toilet water into bleach. I am a very not good assassin. I can't be called bleach because of the anime thing. So I'm Ammonia. My theme music would be taken off the Alan Parsons Project album Ammonia Avenue but probably not the titular track.
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I'm a dog who can turn into a different breed of dog.
I can't solve complicated crimes or find treasure or even save Billy from drowning in the well, because well-diving-animal isn't a breed of dog.
But I confused the fuck out of my 0wnerz.
Posted by: Wythe | November 18, 2007 8:23 PM