Delicious Singing Animals
There are literally dozens of hilarious cereal mascots, most of which are invented animals who like to hug children, especially as the children are trying to eat.
The above bizarre Critters aside, I think the whole cereal mascot meme ("hmm... cereal" = "delicious singing invented animal wants to hug me") is one of those things we'll just never be able to explain to Martians.

Imagine a beowolf cluster of these.