Why I'm'a Move To The Swamp

Steve inspired me to stretch my journalistic tendons and find articles about a cat who survived an arrow attack to the neck. This did not prove difficult.

But I also bring our dear Reader's eyes gently to a rather ungentle article, this an account of a monocular reptile attacking a hapless golfing Floridian.

As the golf course dude says:

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."

My sincere hope is to one day own a successful alligator/ocelot ranch outside New Orleans whereat my animals will have to prove themselves impervious to archery, loss of binocular vision, and golf. Anyone (read, "investors") interested in raising huge animals in the swamp, please be in touch.