Remote viewing, unlike classical psychic methods allows you to move freely around a target, touching, tasting, smelling

"Remote viewing is the magical ability to transcend time and space and gather information about a target, which can be located at: anytime, anyplace and anywhere."

Meaning, after I learn how to remote view, I will be able to see you... in the past... taking a shower... Mmmm, bath bubbles...

[Ahem.] I found this site rummaging around on Skilluminati, a treasure trove of bizarre science, curated by one of my friend Dan Briggs' friends, a neo-hippie rapper who's, as far as I can tell, the king of psychedelic future-ghost blog-land.

Let me know if anyone out there's already remote viewing me. Or just take a picture of Future Wythe and post it. Wonder if I'll ever lose the moustaches....