Okay But Seriously Who Named You

Boarding two helicopters, they left for their base in Devon, where they are to be debriefed and to undergo medical and psychological checkups, said Air Chief Marshal Sir Jock Stirrup, the chief of the defense staff.

The above taken from today's NYTimes article about the 15 Britons returned to their native Albion by those scallywag Persians (who not only don't torture their captives, but feed them three meals a day, give them cigarettes to smoke and beds to sleep on, and even provide pajamas to sleep in--what terrorist rascals they be!).

Okay, but seriously, I know we have more guns, bandwidth, secret prisons, instant foods, and other benchmarks d'civilization, however... America will never, ever be half the nation England is until we start naming people [first name] "Jock," [last name] "Stirrup." Huzzah, sirrahs!