Accept No Imitations: Elbow Of Justice
I have no idea who started it, but newly started blog Elbow of Justice is totally biting on our style, and fully cops to it.
From their link to our site:
Another bunch of Ex-Bennington students... we totally ripped off their idea for this blog.
We're so fucking elite that people have started to imitate us.
Wait'll they find out how much we've made in ad revenue this year.
enough to deport dylan?
I started it. You'll notice we have no ads, so I don't think revenue is going to be an issue (we're hosted for free, too. We also make no attempt to draw viewers or say anything that anyone other than the folks in our masthead would give a crap about.
Gotta say, great name.
Unused names:
Cankle Of Umbrage
Gall Bladder Of Self-Esteem
Quirky-Goiter
and the one I voted for:
Most Righteous Elbow Of Indubitable Bleariness
Wow! It's real, for real! And I remember that guy with the hat! Hey guy with the hat, why are you cramping our style? Why you gotta be up in my friends' jock? Also, I totally didn't get that thing about the engagement ring. Are the jokes too elevated for us common people?