Kosher Coke! Made with REAL SUGAR!!!

God bless passover; in addition to the sparing of the first born of the Jews, the powers that be have also created, for your drinking pleasure, Kosher Coke for Passover. Thats right folks, it's the one time a year you can drink Coke that's made without high-fructose corn-syrup (processed corn+Jews=unhappy Passover).
Buy the bottle with the yellow cap, and drink your way to old-fashioned goodness.
God. I feel like I'm in the seventies.