Worst Band Names
One year, I had breakfast with Dylan and Sam. We tried to think of the worst band names. I remember Dylan saying Hoobastank sounds like the word for sucking a fart. I also remember Finger Gazebo, which sounds like a 22 year old guy (with a truck) that likes to date 14 year old girls.
Those witty wits at the AV Club have published their findings of worst band names.
May I introduce Clit Ripper?
Guns and Rosa Parks may actually be brilliant.

Don't forget Anal Cunt.
Poontang Wranglers? Guns'N'Rosa Parks? surely they have this list confused with the best band names EVER list.