The Tokyo Sexwale Campaign

Justin alerted us to this one. I'm sure he's a great guy, but Christ, could you think of a worse name to run for office with? Seriously, can you?

Justin alerted us to this one. I'm sure he's a great guy, but Christ, could you think of a worse name to run for office with? Seriously, can you?
Quite honestly, I can't think of a better name. And on that note, I claim Tokyo Sexwale as the name of my next art project, so don't even think of stealing it. You hear me, everyone? Tokyo Sexwale is mine! And while I'm at it, I'll take Kyoto Sexwhale, Tokyo SexOrca and Shanghai Porpoise. Thank you.
Excuse me, I meant Shanghai FuckPorpoise. You can use Shanghai Porpoise if you want.
i was planning on leaving just "Tokyo Fuckdolphin," but you bested me. nagano humpnarwahl.
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