You are not going to believe this in a million years

Our good friend over at Boobs Radley has pointed out to me a golden nugget of headlining news from Yahoo News. Okay, get ready for this, because you are going to be SHOCKED...ready?...The headline reads: Vampires a Mathematical Impossibility, Scientist Says! (I didn't add that exclamation point, by the way) The all too short article goes on to tell us that an alarming percentage of the public actually believes that vampires and zombies exist. (I'm going to say it's safe to assume they mean the American public)...I wish someone had published this sooner, because the only reason I wanted to move to Eastern Europe was to find the vampires that I was sure were hiding in castles there...now I have to rethink my entire life plan...perhaps I should turn my focus to something scientists can't debunk...like werewolves, or maybe the Blob.