A Crystal Clear 'Fuck You'

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Sam Tyndall may not always make the best decisions w/r/t members of the opposite sex. I, myself, have quite a few skeletons in my closet. Women whose feelings I have hurt, trusts I have broken.

I have, on occasion, been a bad boyfriend. I have been a post-relationship pseudo-stalker. Checking on people's blogs or doing searches for them long after they have asked me never to speak to them again. I've even blogged here about one such instance.

Well, now I know how it feels. Our main man Telephone Sam has an internet stalker that just won't give up. She has caused inconvenience and annoyance to every poster on this blog by posting comments relevant only to Sam Tyndall.

The IP addresses connected to the comments always resolve to Canada. Now, I know what you're thinking. How could you possibly know who the commenter is? There are 32,623,490 Canadians out there!

There is only one Canadian so fixated on our own personal Mr. T. Sorry, Sam. You might be big in Japan, but you just haven't blown up in our neighbor to the north.

As Grand Overlord And Person Who Pays The Bills of thatsplenty.com, I now pass a royal decree: The Canadian known only as Nathalie is no longer welcome here at thatsplenty.com and any and all comments made by her will be treated as spam.

Thank you for your attention. That is all.

(pictured is the top google image search result for "canadians")

5 Comments

Dylan said:

I would like to alienate all the Australians out there as well. YOU ARE NOT WELCOME!

Jem said:

Interesting, well i am in Toronto. Does that count? lol. Check out my blog at www.romanticaffairs.blogspot.com

Sam said:

Sorry guys...

ryan in exile said:

canadians in general are still ok. Statistically, I think I may have a thing for them. Its the Frenchies you have to watch out for.

Jeff L said:

Dude, you got Nath's number? I ain't ne'er been stalked before. BAAAAAAAALLLLLLLIIIIIINNNNN.

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