Ladies, please stop with the tats
This is 100% personal opinion, but please allow me to Vice out for a second. Girls, you got to be careful with the ink. Easy does it. Unless you are a biker or actually metal, tattoos send out signals to the fellas. Here are some common occurances:
1. The hipster roses. This is mostly prevelent in the Bushberg area. A few on the arms is ok, but an entire half sleeve broadcasts your lust for bland indie rock dick of the K Records flavor. We know you put out after a Sparks.
2. The nautical stars on the shoulders/chest. Probably means A) you were into xX_HaRdC0r3_Xx at some point or B) you wanted people to think you were into xX_HaRdC0r3_Xx at some point.
3. The Black Flag. You used to have a bitchen hawk'. If you are over 25 and have the black flag you probably are no longer punk, and probably have cool stories. +1 for you. PS Punk is dead.
4. The Kanji. You wanted a tattoo upon your 18th birthday, and the guy at the shop said it meant "Power, Beautiful, Strong Willed". Jokes on you...FOREVER.
UPDATE: 5. The B & T(Bridge & Tunnel). Any questions?
6. The faerae princess. You are veagan. You smell like insense. Your paintings look like Brian Froud.
Get these instead.
WTFuck is a veagan? Is that like a gay version of vegan?
How about a NSFW warning there, buddy? (also, I can't believe you left out cherries! EVERY girl in the world has stupid slot machine cherries. What does that mean to you? Her cherry is for free? Or just that she thinks she's really really cute?)
#5, b+t? question: ? Lettuce?
I always just thought it was called a slut tattoo.
I think getting New England eccentrics on yr calf is a good idead
The B+T is also known as a "Tramp-Stamp," or my personal favorite: "The Bullseye".
My friend was dating a japanese girl, and at a party they saw a girl showing off her new tattoo in kanji i think, one of those writing techniques "It means love!" "ummmm no, I believe the word it means is frugal in english" replied my friends girlfriend "what? like you mean cheap?" replied the tattooed girl "Yea, cheap, that's the word"...P.S. Look at my knuckle tattoo at www.myspace.com/wasdknuckles
you left out swastikas. listen up ladies! it's not 1998 anymore. christina aguilera records are played out and so is your swastika tattoo.
Tramp Stamp - not enough info, I wanna know what exactly the "B" an the "T" stand for. SORRY - Color me non tat-ed!
B+T stands for "Bridge and Tunnel." This really only has relevance for anyone who lives in NYC. It pertains to people who come to party in Manhattan by bridge or tunnel (usually from New Jersey). Let's just say that the B+T crowd tends toward a particular look.