I need to go on a diet.
I am quite excited to be featured on www.bedjump.com, a site dedicated to the art and thrills of jumping on hotel beds. The only downside is now millions of people can see my semi pregnant stomach. Six more months and I will have a darling baby boy. I'm going to name him Flubbles.
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If I'm the father, I must let you know that while I'm not ready for a child and plan to flee the country, I will have a nice fruit basket for you and your bundle of joy. Please send your address.
Posted by: Michelle | September 27, 2006 3:04 PM
You named him after my grandfather, Flubbles Tyndall Esq. IV I see.
Posted by: Sam | September 27, 2006 5:20 PM
Indeeeeeeed. Sent Fruit Baskets to 666 Boring Road, Omaha, NE
Posted by: Dylan | September 27, 2006 5:31 PM
but look how much AIR you got! are you sure you're not being inhabited by zhoul?
Posted by: boobs | September 27, 2006 7:13 PM
When I looked up zhoul I found a picture of this man.... and yes I am inhabited by him.
Posted by: Dylan | September 27, 2006 9:21 PM
Well look up Zhoul in google and look far left, second down. Thats him.
Posted by: Dylan | September 27, 2006 9:27 PM
as in "there is no dana, only zhoul?"
Posted by: boobs | September 28, 2006 6:50 PM
Ohhhh, the key master. Sure Sure.
Posted by: Dylan | September 28, 2006 9:03 PM
Be slow to promise and quick to perform... Oliver
Posted by: Oliver | November 30, 2006 2:36 AM