Worlds Biggest Bowl of Dip...and More!

I was very excited to find myself at the Junk Food news page. Searchable by catagory it keeps you in the know about, the Grilled Cheese Competitve eating circut, the worlds longest hot dog (16 feet, come on, thats not that long) and the woman who has eaten over 50,000 Ho-Ho's. What interested me most however was who the hell reads the Junk Food News? Are there fat shirtless men covered in cheetos perusing the pages exclaiming out loud "Huh! Wingtop launched new boneless chicken wings!" I hope so. I want to be one of those men. I particularly reccomend the world records section.

I really enjoyed the ad for Pizza proof lipstick on the bottom of the world records page. I'm sick of reapplying after a healthy smearing of melted cheese and grease on my face!
Did you ever tryed poutine?
French fries topped with fresh cheese curds and covered with hot gravy? No, but I really really want to.
To plough the sand... Harman