We may not agree on a lot of things...

Democrat vs. Republican, Rural vs. City, White vs, Black, Rap vs. Country, but there is one great American pursuit which unites us all. Big banging asses. So in this time of a divided country, I felt it my civil duty to unite us in this, the greatest of American loves: Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Assyness.
May I suggest, to maximize aural pain you play them both at once.

I shall say...this whole thing trully is a big old pain in the ass:)
What about us born without assessesess?
(missing you already)
I have to admit, I watched Honkytonk Badonkadonk all the way to the end, and then I was a little sad it was over.