The Cutest Clothing that Could

Reading Nylon usually makes me want to perform hiri kiri for not being über famous at 24, but you gotta hand it to Rebecca Turbow, her clothes are super cool.
A cross between Judy Jetson, baby-doll bumpkins, 50's housewives and a flower, Turbow makes her Safe Cloting line out of soft, snuggly materials and sothing colors, often with protective features like a tummy pouches and knee pads.
Also check out Shabd Simon Alexander's new line lederhosen 

I really like Rebecca's stuff (especially her creative use of socks) but damn! I hate her color palette! Teal? Seriously? Why so much teal?
where's the boy version?
I like the Lederhosen- how can I purchase some?
OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!!! This is just fat-out AWFUL crap! I wouldn't wear those RIDICLOUS outfits for love or money!!!