The Coolest Possible Response To Having All Your Art Work Absconded With By A Brigand In Tokyo

From The New Yorker:

After his most recent exhibit, at a Tokyo gallery, [Yamataka Eye's] art work was stolen. "This guy just walked in one morning and took it all," Eye told me. Several weeks later, the thief sent Eye a package containing all but five or six works, along with a pair of sandals, some watermelon seeds, and a copy of his will. "We have a picture of him from the security camera, when he stole the stuff," Eye said. "He had a hat on, and he looked really cool. We are going to put his picture on a T-shirt. We have to."