Snickers forgets to think

Snickers's new ad campaign with made up words is assaulting my eyes. Satisfectellent? What the hell is that supposed to make me think? Nougatocity (i'm thinking Nougatoxity)? Substantialiscious?! Hungerectomy (hung erect o my)? Peanutopolis (a metropolis made of peanuts)? These are the lamest madeup words freaking ever! And they didn't even bother to make them googlable! That's just bad Marketing. When people see words that make no sense, they google them, and that's when you're all like, Hungry? Why Wait? (which, by the way, was an ad campaign that made a lot more sense...it says "snickers are filling", which is true. Satisfectellent means nothing. To anyone.)

Here, I have some suggestions for words that make you want a Snickers, instead of words that were clearly made up by people who don't know how to make things up:

How about Choclorgasm? Peanutakesitintheass? Caramellatio? Snickersgivesgoodhead?