Why It's Still Okay--In Fact, Preferable--To Passionately Despise Hair Metal
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someone needs to learn some H to TML
Posted by: Ryan in Exile | July 17, 2006 4:16 PM
That's right Wythe. Your audience won't stand for highlighting and pasting. Step it up a notch, you're on that's plenty, friend.
Posted by: Michelle | July 17, 2006 4:52 PM
Excuse me, friends, but I am a Highly Busy Quasi-Professional Author who hasn't time in the slightest to fend off this level of badger-like harassment. Like a million little badger-fangs in my stomach... Anyway, please direct all further harassment to my attorney, MR. WILLIAM "ORAL OFFICE" CLINTON, Esq., who I have retained specifically for the purposes of harassing my harassers. (And, anyway, Steve never showed me how to do anything fun, so blame him.)
Posted by: Wythe | July 17, 2006 4:57 PM
dear wythe,
1) it was NEVER ok to hate hairbands
2) bill clinton couldn't html his way out of a wet paper bag
3) suck it
Posted by: Boobs | July 17, 2006 5:05 PM
My dear Boobs,
As Plato would have, I must address your harassings one by one.
Firstly, or, 1)-rstly, let us agree to disagree: You believe a very funny series of rhyming tercets about lead singers of hair metal bands justifies those bands' collective existence; I believe an also very funny short essay on McSweeneys.net about a bad hair metal song justifies my passionate loathing of all things Hair and Metal. Fine. We can still enjoy a metaphorical and/or electronic bottle of cote-de-rhone together some day, providing Hezbollah doens't blow up the spicy wine-producing regions of France, metaphorically.
But I simply must point out, 2)-ndly, that I did not accuse my good Lawyer/Werewolf Hunter friend William C. of possessing any proficiency with html whatsoever. I simply pointed out he would harass you, at some future point, for harassing me. Surely, William is even now at work, harassing away, probably from the crow's nest of a space-galleon called La Dulcinea or HMS Tangine. In either event, Clinton is, [gasp of laughter], most decidedly NOT html-ing, to verb-ize that grail-like acronym that has everyone so in arms.
3)-rdly, as regards my sucking of "it," I must admit my own mystification. Is "it" delicious? A penis? Both? Somehow, I think I'll have to decline.
But I do have questions/comments for you: Has anyway actually read the fucking article? The one about "Sweet Child O' Mine?"
Also, did anyone out there know that, in Eastern Europe, some peasants still believe in a type of vampire called the Varcolac? Isn't that the weirdest fucking name, ever?
III)-rdly, just to piss everyone/some people off, here's more information about the Varcolac, and, yes, it's still not hyperlinked becausen Steve has still not shown me how to link things hyper-ly:
http://www.whitedragon.org.uk/articles/vampire.htm
I mean, really, "Varcolac?" What the fuck?
Posted by: Wythe | July 17, 2006 7:58 PM
Aah! It's hyperlinked! What happened?
Posted by: Wythe | July 17, 2006 7:59 PM
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