Jackie Chan is a mean drunk who thinks he's all that

Jackie Chan used his awesome star power (no, not that star power) to disrupt Taiwanese singer-songwriter Jonathan Lee's concert in Hong Kong the other day, when, presumably tanked, he climbed up on stage and demanded to sing a duet. He also tried to conduct the band. Awkward!
The audience started heckling him, but the Great Jackie Chan will not be heckled. He shouted insults at the audience in a great demonstration of class and composure. He was all like, "I'm Jackie Chan and I was in Rush Hour and even though Chris Tucker was the only part of that movie remotely worth seeing, I do my own stunts! Or something. And I bet you didn't know about my totally corny music career! Ha! I'm Jackie Chan and I can totally do a roundhouse kick in your face! And then I'll use random props to fight with in an inventive and arobatic manner, like that time in Shanghai Knights with the unmbrella, furniture, wax dummies, and even a globe! Don't you love my wacky fighting style? I sure do. You dicks will never hold a candle to the Chan. THE CHAN RULES THE SCHOOL! THE CHAN RULES THE SCHOOL!"

God Jackie Chan, grow up.