Pooperman

After Xmen: The Last Stand, I thought, "Bryan Singer better make Superman Returns so good that I pee myself for turning Xmen over to Brett Ratner and wrecking it for everyone." Well my friends, last night I saw Superman at Imax in 3D, and did one teardrop's worth of pee depart from my body over that crap? No. No, it did not. What sort of physical reactions were present instead?

1. Arm movements resulting from constant watch checking.
2. Looking at my maniure shining in the moviescreen glow.
3. Poking broken fixed retainer wire with tongue.
4. Taking 3d glasses off in utter disappointment.

If Superman was that flat at Imax, with certain parts in three-d (granted, crappy, hard to see what's happening three-d), then I can't even imagine how poor moviegoers are going to keep their eyes open at a normal theater. Feel free to consult Stephen, Karen or Dylan on the matter. I'm sure you will find no discrepancy.

I have nothing more to say on the matter.