I'm Not Dead

I swear to god. I've got things cooking, things to share. I've got pictures of a shoot I worked on with the new ARRI D20 camera, ARRI's first video camera. An ARRI video camera, that's right. Crazy, I know.

I've got pictures of the Tennis Hoes vs. Golf Pros party, too.

I've got stories of long days on set and my latest bank balance after working for nearly a month of seven-day weeks. It's shocking. Honest!

But not right now. Right now I'm busy, I'm actually writing to you from work, and nobody knows I'm blogging. We've got clients arriving in an hour and a half and the office is a mess. The space is ages away from being ready for a shoot, but I'm still blogging. It's because I miss the site, I miss you guys and I hope you miss me. I keep checking that's plenty, but I haven't seen anything new for a couple of days.

Anyway. I hope to talk to you all soon.

I actually promised myself and told my boss that I needed two days to attend to my own business. But I got called in on this emergency. That's the way it goes.

Someday soon I'll have a day off. Someday soon, I promise.

It's already been so long since I've had time to get my life together that every dish in my apartment is dirty. I drink soup straight out of the can like a beer. I drink orange juice in the morning by pouring myself shot after shot in the collectible Budapest shotglasses Karen brought home from a trip to Hungary. I fork the lettuce in the salads karen makes by making a fist around four or five chopsticks and stabbing the leaves. I eat ice cream straight out of the carton without a spoon by squeezing the bottom of the pint and licking the bucket-shaped "scoop" that pops up.

My laundry is long, long overdue. Even after a shower, the crotch on my unwashed pants smells so strongly of ballsweat that Moksi sniffs at my junk as though carefully reading my genetic history. He is fascinated, captivated, enraptured by my stink. I have never seen him so fascinated, so preoccupied. He is focused on my balls, with the concerned concentration of a grand master playing tetris.

I will have a day off soon.