WTF, seriously WTF.
So there's this site www.myheritage.com that lets you compare a picture of yourself to a database of over 3000 celebs and then tells you who your face most matches. Sweet right? NOT SWEET. I did this so called "test". The computer thunk on it long and hard, even showing me a little 3D face vector to indicate "futuristic computer magic is happening" and then it came back with my results. STEVEN FUCKING SEAGAL? Of 3000 celebrities I look the most like Steven Seagal? I am apparantly a dead ringer for the prince of zen ponytails...Did I click the sarcasm button on this thing? Is there some hipster bastard on the other end, peeing himself with laughter as he matchs people up to Jean Claude Van Dam and Cory Feldman (I would actually be okay with either of the cory's). So if you feel like hurting your own feelings, take this test. Maybe you will even get a Chuck Norris.
POSTSCRIPT: AHHHH, I did it again with a different pic and this time I got Slobodon Milosovic! Why don't you just throw in Hitler for good measure. This thing is an asshole.
Gross......and grosser.
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http://www.xoxide.com/lightning-bolt-asian-experiance.html
Oh man, asian experience? sounds delicious. btw, i get garbo and eminem
I tried with a couple photos, I got Stephen Chow, Jason Biggs, George Best, Rupert Everett, Andre Breton, and then when I got my final result I decided it was time to stop. It said I matched best. P. Diddy...not only was it a match, but a stronger match than any of my previous ones (it gives you a % match) Apparently I'm 73% similar to P. Diddy.
I'd repost this in another blog entry, but I don't want to give this idiot-friendly broken tech demo any more press than it's already got.
Apparently Karen looks like Halle Berry (73%) and I look like Audrey Tatou (65%).
This is a stupid tech demo and I hate it and I won't be surprised to get spam from these assholes soon.
"WHAT CELEBRITY DO YOU LOOK LIKE?!" Please. Spam Central is fishing for the easily swayed.
Such carpenters, such chips... Anne