Question: What was your gentle mugging like?
Question Please tell me about your gentle mugging. I believe Sam, Dylan and Eric have all been mugged, ever so gently. Steven, have you? Is Milstein reading this? I think she may have coined the phrase.
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My gentle mugging, was more of an agreement to not be mugged and not to mug me. The guy showed me his gun, I said "well, I just spent the last of my money on french fries", (which was in fact, not true.) He shrugged, I shrugged, and then we went our seperate ways. I think we were both just lazy. I was too lazy to be scared, and he was to lazy to check my french fry story. So there you go. Lazyness saves us all.
Well. For me it was like.
Basically this guy, after some pre-mugging patter, said "Gimme your fucking wallet."
I said, indignantly, and sounding not unlike Carson from Queer Eye, "No."
Or maybe it sounded a little bit more like. "Nawoohhhhh."
And then I walked away. The guy said "Hey, get back here, faggot!"
And I just kept walking. Like I'm gonna turn around to get mugged if someone calls me faggot. What kind of macho asshole would that work on?
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"NOBODY CALLS ME A F--. Oh. Shit, okay, here's my wallet. I can't believe I fell for that!"
Please.