FUCK MYSPACE

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I highly recommend finding people you went to high school with on myspace. Every now and then they will make bulletin posts that are comic gold. Submitted for your approval, I call this piece "fuck georgia", llifted directly from myspace. Read every item, and be glad you no longer, or never have lived in the south. My favorites are:
"20.fuck shows my mom doesnt let me watch but i watch them anyway x___x"
"47. Fuck whoevery doesnt listen to z100 on the radio"
"53. FUCK cancer&&disease"
"172.fuck snakes"
and who could forget
"17.fuck books"
enjoy:

"add one thing you fucking hate or you will die in 20 minutes

0. FUCK all the BITCHES who want MY GUY
1.fuck holidays
2.fuck Kerry
3.fuck science class
4.fuck vinnella icecream
5.fuck sports
6.fuck the postman
7.fuck teachers
8.fuck barbora
9.fuck mice
10.fuck bands like october fall that copy offa fall out boy
11.fuck bitches
12.fuck polatics
13.fuck all gangs (they were gunna shoot us at teen night)
14.fuck the monkeys (no jk i luv monkeys)
15.fuck brittney spears (1. shes a poser 2.she got pregnant and her baby is gunna look like an ass)
16.fuck hilary duff
17.fuck books
18.fuck homework
19.fuck boys/girls who cheat
20.fuck shows my mom doesnt let me watch but i watch them anyway x___x
21.fuck valentine's day [im always single :`(]
22.fuck peeple who r too lazy to fill this out
23.fuck peeple who are superficial
24.fuck all the ppl i hate
25.fuck expensive things that i want :(
26. fuck guns
27. fuck people who copy off of other peeple [posers]
28. fuck absolutly perfect couples
29. fuck peeple who talk behind other peeple's backs
30. fuck gay peeple
31.fuck work
32.fuck health class
33.fuck peeple who remind me of me
34.fuck peeple who annoy me
35. fuck the weather
36. fuck this fucking fuck list
37. fuck my brother
38. fuck peeple who hate fall out boy
39. fuck spiders
40. fuck drama
41. fuck deseases
42. Fuck boring movies
43. Fuck peeple who bug me about nothing
44. fuck everyone i hate
45. FUCK ms nicatro and cobryn
46. Fuck drugs
47. Fuck whoevery doesnt listen to z100 on the radio
48. FUCK people who hate chcoclate
49. Fuck mondays
50. Fuck iraq
51.FUCK BELEN!
52. fuck little stuck up sluts.
53. FUCK cancer&&disease.
54. Fuck friends that tell you everyday they hate ur b/f for no fucking reason
55. Fuck your bestfriends hot mom (haha dude you know im talking about YOUR mom
56. Fuck midterms
57. Fuck Charlie Manson
58. Fuck people who need to get their boys to fight for them, & fuck bobby d for callin my mom and sayin im not workin har enough and hes gonna kick me off the team..fuck him he aint shit he could come up to me like a man..i do work in track
59.Fuck People and there bullshit and drama!!!
60.FUCK yu =P jay kay but fuck people who say yur beautiful & they love yu and then the next day hate yu [dedicated <|3]
61. Fuck skinny ass people who think their betta than everyone else *not to all*
62. fuck jews
63. Fuck fucking posers with no fucking life
64. Fuck like ur dog, yo
65. Fuck ..62 whos racist against jews.
66. fuck saddam hussein
67. fuck YOU
68. Fuck Lying Ex girlfriends!!!!
69. Fuck My Friends Ex!!!
67. fuck ME hahahah
68. fuck valentines day
69.fuck chapstick && Scantrons =]
70. fuck LOVE
71. ii agree wiit 68 and 70..they both sum shyt...LOL
72. Fuck phony ass bitches!
73. Fuck The Hatas!!!!
74.fuck liers
75.fuck games little gurlz play
76.fuck death
77.fuck stupid ass people with no life and low class.
78. Fuck libraries that close at six.
79. Fuck geroge bush and his gay little group of butt fucking republicans, and fuck this gay war on weed
80. Fuck Democrats, Liberals, and SCENE KIDS!
81. fuck boy stealing bitches!!
82. fuck things like this
83. Fuck that shit!!!
84. Fuck the drama<3
85. Fuck rumors
86. Fuck number 62, and go 65!
87. Fuck 62+Mr.Grant
88. Fuck people that say their life sux to get attention!
89. fuck people to say that they are original wen they r only following the crowd. FUCK DOAMN THEM!!!!
90. Fuck Kerry
91. FUCK SHOES!!
92. Fuck Blockbuster, chemistry, and number 62.
93.F*ck Cuss words!!
94. F - - k the one you love.
95. Fuck Boys who dump you over the internet
96. Fuck getting 3 day suspension for saying Fuck
97. Fuck ex-girlfriends and ex boyfriends
98. Fuck Depression! cuz it fucks everything up X~X
99. Fuck all the stupid ass laws and shit that bush it causing
100.FUCK EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING!
101. fuck capri!!!
102. Fuck Milford Mill Highschool
103. FUCK YOU!!! AND ANY OTHER BITCH TALKIN SHIT
104. fuck fat ass, jealous ass, dirty ass bitches that smile in your face but are quick as shit stab ur ass in the back
105. FUCK Bitches up Parkville High who like to spread False Rumors around the fuckin school AND Fuck dirty ass lil immature boys up PHS who think they run ShIt
106. FUCK dumb ass shit like this!
107. Fuck these fake ass brods~~you know the ones that be hatin on everybody for no damn reason. Damn get off of it.
108.FUCK DEM MUTHAFUCKIN FUCKERS THAT FUCK ALL THE FUCKIN TIME WIT FUCKIN FUCKS AND ARE FUCKS IN FUCKIN FACES AND DEM BASTARDS THAT FUCK THA FUCK IN DA FUCK SO JUST FUCK IT, do you know what im FUCKIN SAYIN MANN.
109.Fuck chain letters....... im sikk of this shyt
110. Fuck Bitches/Cuz all i do is Fuck Bitches/and after i Fuck Bitches/I be like FUCK BITCHES/
(OH YEA FUCK GEORGE BUSH)
111. fu(k ur mom
112. FCK 2 FACE BiTCHESZ!
113. fuk jaci!! sike nah that messed up lol
114.FUCK ALL THE NIGGERS GO BACK TO AFRICA U DUMB FUCKS-eric
115. FUCK YOU..YOU FUCKIN FUCK!..lol
116. fuck people who say bad shit about u cuz its not as bad as what your thinkin about them
117. Fuck ignorant people
118. Fuck judgemental people and FUCK guys who just like to string girls along.... you'll get yours one
119. Fuck people who don't like to fukk ... aka dumbass prudes :-)
120. Fuck the real world!!!! I wanna go back to college!
121. Fuck IKEA!!!
122. FUCK FUCK FUCK
123. FUCK 114!
124. FUCK GOING TO CLASSES I CAN'T FUCKING STAND!!!!!
125. Fuck girls
126. Fuck democrats and all people alike
127. fuck jesse mccartney!! ahhh alright yaya
128. fuck the mother fuckers who are fucking making pizzo switch schools!!! FUCK YOU!!
129. fuck PVI :-) haaaaaaaaaa
130. fuck. dying in 20 minutes would suck so I guess i had to repost this FUCKIN thing
131. fuck disposible ketchup packets. what a waste. i dont wanna die yet
132. fuck the Philadelphia Parking Authority
133. Fuck that logic quiz i took today
134. Fuck ingrown toe nails!
135. Fuck Chuck Norris...he ain't got shit on Steve McQueen
136. fuck whatever creature decided it was gonna move into my fireplace. take your flapping elsewhere.
137. fuck these stupid bulletins!
138. Fuck Fucking Fucks
139. Fuck Homophobes
140.fuck all the bitches that want to talk shit! but in the long run i am better than any of them! so fuck u! -jason
141.fuck the parents that ground u for being "disrespectful" when all u do is sit there!-jason
142. FUCK this bitch who is a FAKE LYING UGLY ASS BITCH
143. Fuck me.
144. fuck aboriginals
145.fuck hippies
146.Fuck You For saying Fuck Hippies.. they're the best people ever. (bitch).
147. Fuck Jay Leno and spiders
148. Fuck fat lesbian bitches who think they're hott shit
149. Fuck G-Unit
150. FUCK RAP
151.YOUR MOM
152.YOUR DAD
153. FUCK DIRTY WORDS!!!!!!!!! LIKE CUNT AND FUCK!! FUCK !!
154.Fuck every one who did this stupid shit(except me).
155. Fuck this dude above me^
156.fuck every one that is a hoe no just kiddedn
157. fuck being sick.
158.FUCK MRS.FUCKING FIXEL!!!
159. fuck mrs.b. you hearrdd me.
160. FUCK morning practice at 7am on a SATURDAY
161. FUCK pple who judge...blah hate em!
162.Fuck the slut wannabees
163. Fuck Shallow people
164. Fuck love. ?
165. fuck selfish bitches that i cant stand!!
166.FUCK ppl who take advantage of other ppl and run their fukin mouths, go suk a nut.
167. fuck mondays
168. fuck boys who tell lies!!!
169. fuck staying inside all day.
170. fuck kids who assume things; & act like an ass for no reason. fuck long essays & fuck computer class. fuck stupid pointless drama & fuck wasted time. [ & I'm sure you know the list goes on.
171.Fuck ppl tring to be like me and still my originalness!
172.fuck snakes
173.fuck life...besides katie
174.fuck school
175. fuck softball. [except 4 jordan]
176. FUCK people who judge.
178. FUCK copps ... like seriouslyy.
179. fuck yoohr M0M!?
180. fuck man-whores
181. fuck guys that are assholes
182. fuck that i could have been dead in 20 minutes if i wouldn't
have posted this!
183. Fuck Remington Scott Mayner and his girlfriend and her bestfriend
184. fuck whoever thinks that fold-out hammocks are comfortable to sleep on
185. FUCK WHOEVER MADE THIS BULLETIN!!! --RYAN
186. Fuck dumb ass bitches. pretend to be a brunette. dumb ass hoe!
187. Fuck this shit.
188. Fuck.....I'm stoned :)
189. Fuck the asshole i was w/ last
190. Fuck My Science Proffeseur
191. Fuck cheap shower curtains that you always trip over in the shower XD
192. Fuck stupid boyz from my dum skool -_-
193. FUCK THE PET ROCK GUY!!!!
194. fuck people who rape others
195. fuck people who think i am lying about my dad being dead!
196. Fuck the WORLD
197. Fuck The Police
198. FUCK GOD!!!
199. FUCK SCHOOL
200. FUCK XBOX
201. FUCK MEXICANS!!!
202. FUCK KIKYO
203. Fuck stupid ass little copys who steal my pics because they are to fucking lazy to find there own!!!!!
204. School
205. FUCK ALL YOU STUPID ASS PREP'S OUT THERE!!!!!
206. Fuck everyone i hate you all
207. FUCK THIS FUCKING WORLD WITH ITS FUCKED UP ETHICS AND THE JUDGING OF PEOPLE!!!!!!! GOD DAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
208.Fuck everything
209. fuck cliques
210. Fuck christ school
211. Fuck BULLITENS
212. Fuck pop ups. and bullitens. and myspace.
213. FUCK everyone who wants to judge me b 4 they know me!
214. FUCK YOU to the guy who said fuck God.
215. FUCK YEAH to wat austing said and FUCK STEVEN NICKOM cause hes a bitch
216.Fuck stupid bulletins like this
217. Fuck bin laden-and all iquadas
218.FUCK` fake ass ppl
219. Fuck people who can't spell or type correctly.
220. Fuck religious snobs who push their religions on everyone.
221. Fuck politics...
222. fuck the fuck list.
223. fuck Ms. Vogel shes a old ladie who wears a thong every day
224. FUCK Mr will he is fukin gay
225. I FUcKIN HATE DEM cKRABS N NICOLE'S GAY ASS
226. FucK Po5er5, KraBz, GoldDiggaz, and PPl w/ no kommon sense but are sure the know everything.
227. FUCK regrets
228. FUCK PEOPLE WHO LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
229. Fuck people who leave u wondering what's going on!!!
230. Fuck all these cracky tanners!! I never told you to come wait 30 min to tan!!!
231. Fuck College!
232. Fuck cheap ass people who don't know how to tip,
go to mcdonalds if you're broke, i'm not your damn maid"

4 Comments

Nate said:

I gave up after about 125 becuase I realised I was only alittle over half done. Spelling is obviously not a focus in the southern school systms. Yes, but seriously though, fuck vinnella icecream.

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Anonymous said:

fuck this takes a long time to read

Sara said:

Fuck dumb girls

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